The Alternative 2021 Grand Final Pre-match Entertainment
As the 2021 AFL Grand Final draws near, my thoughts go to my native Western Australia and how the...
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Author: Ian Wilson
Nostalgic Songs of Success
In a semi-professional football career spanning 18 x years, I saw my share of individuals who...
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Port Power’s Department of Youth
“We’re the Department of Youth, ah ah ah ah ah, we’ve got the power”- Alice Cooper 1977 As we...
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Satire is all we have left
As we cross the 200 days of lockdown in Victoria, I’m finding it increasingly difficult to read,...
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Bring Back the Pests!
Centre – Shane Heard. Top left and clockwise – Tony Shaw, Tony Liberatore, Sean...
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An Interview with the Prime Minister of Australia
Me – Prime Minister, thank you for your time today PM – Not a problem. I’ve got plenty of it. How...
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Poly Styrene – I’m a Cliche
“The world is playing catch up with Poly Styrene, not the other way around” Melbournians are a...
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Taylor Walker’s Big Opportunity
The past few days, since it was reported that former Adelaide FC Captain Taylor “Tex” Walker used...
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What does “Scotty From Marketing” really mean?
By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing…kill yourself. It’s just a thought, I’m...
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Olympic Sports Deserving of a Footballer’s Wage
The average salary of a professional footballer in Australia is between $300k – $400k...
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