This was written for the “Cold August Morning” show. It’s simply a compilation of different stuff squeezed into a song with rhyming words ending in EE! I guess the only player in this that hasn’t had much of a mention over the years is Fraser Murphy. The diminutive Carlton rover popped in for a while but I can’t remember how long for. Turtle must have found a few shillings over and above his TPP!
Enter “Werribee” sung to The Beatles’ “Let it Be”.
When he finally got the Presidency
Bruce Montgomery said to me
Speaking words of wisdom, Werribee
And up the Club he said to me
That is Rick Wolany
He gives lots of money to Werribee
Chorus
Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee
He gives lots of money to Werribee
When he finally got the Presidency
Bruce Montgomery said to me
Yes we need that flag desperately
And in the rooms he said to me
Watch Franky Lesiputty
He’s the new Vice Captain at Werribee
Chorus
Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee
He’s the new Vice Captain at Werribee
And on the sly he said to me
You’d better watch Kirk and Welshy
Or they’ll drink all the profits at Werribee
And in the huddle he said to me
Pass the ball to Fraser Murphy
He’s costing us a fortune at Werribee
Chorus
Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee
He’s costing us a fortune at Werribee
And in the rooms he said to me
I feel sorry for poor old Drummy
His nose has gone beyond surgery
And after training he said to me
Where the f..k was Chappy?
Does he still play at Werribee?
Chorus
Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee
Does he still play at Werribee?
This great Willo.
Many thanks Stewy appreciate it
Thanks Franky. Appreciate the weight reference from a man well qualified to comment! Cheers mate
Absolute gold
The pen is mightier than the 100kg frame lol