This was written for the “Cold August Morning” show. It’s simply a compilation of different stuff squeezed into a song with rhyming words ending in EE! I guess the only player in this that hasn’t had much of a mention over the years is Fraser Murphy. The diminutive Carlton rover popped in for a while but I can’t remember how long for. Turtle must have found a few shillings over and above his TPP!

Enter “Werribee” sung to The Beatles’ “Let it Be”.

When he finally got the Presidency

Bruce Montgomery said to me

Speaking words of wisdom, Werribee

 

And up the Club he said to me

That is Rick Wolany

He gives lots of money to Werribee

 

Chorus

Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee

He gives lots of money to Werribee

 

When he finally got the Presidency

Bruce Montgomery said to me

Yes we need that flag desperately

 

And in the rooms he said to me

Watch Franky Lesiputty

He’s the new Vice Captain at Werribee

 

Chorus

Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee

He’s the new Vice Captain at Werribee

 

And on the sly he said to me

You’d better watch Kirk and Welshy

Or they’ll drink all the profits at Werribee

 

And in the huddle he said to me

Pass the ball to Fraser Murphy

He’s costing us a fortune at Werribee

 

Chorus

Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee

He’s costing us a fortune at Werribee

 

And in the rooms he said to me

I feel sorry for poor old Drummy

His nose has gone beyond surgery

 

And after training he said to me

Where the f..k was Chappy?

Does he still play at Werribee?

 

Chorus

Werribee, Werribee, Werribee, Werribee

Does he still play at Werribee?